I thought you would like to know.

[spiny urchin]

Anyone who is obligated to uphold principles stinks because of their
imperfect human side. They want to indulge in injustice, get away with it,
and be voted to continue their de-evolution in the same corrupt direction.
However whenever they are held up to be stewards of justice, democracy and
freedom, they have to work at it to be elected. Then they think their
constituency stinks. Everybody just stinks, stinks, stinks. At the end of
it all only the survivors win, the country remaining after the rest of them
get nuked. Meanwhile we have these petty knit-pickers who want to
accelerate the process. They are hateful but live in a bubble. The true
beast that they are connected to harbors a deeper more macabre kind of
spite. It uses its captives to perfect planetary annihilation in the most
hideous kind of way, the optimal sort of pain for the longest period of
time. This forms the platform for the next presidency. Each candidate is a
puppet on either hand of iniquity, and iniquity controls them both. Its
design is to use debate as a thrashing session with the voters, harming as
many of them as possible. The winning hand will then govern while the
losing hand works invisibly committing travesties. The dragon lurks and
comes out of remission.

[Skeezix LaRocca]

Post by spiny urchin
Anyone who is obligated to uphold principles stinks because of their
imperfect human side. They want to indulge in injustice, get away with
it, and be voted to continue their de-evolution in the same corrupt
direction. However whenever they are held up to be stewards of justice,
democracy and freedom, they have to work at it to be elected. Then they
think their constituency stinks. Everybody just stinks, stinks,
stinks. At the end of it all only the survivors win, the country
remaining after the rest of them get nuked. Meanwhile we have these
petty knit-pickers who want to accelerate the process. They are hateful
but live in a bubble. The true beast that they are connected to harbors
a deeper more macabre kind of spite. It uses its captives to perfect
planetary annihilation in the most hideous kind of way, the optimal sort
of pain for the longest period of time. This forms the platform for the
next presidency. Each candidate is a puppet on either hand of iniquity,
and iniquity controls them both. Its design is to use debate as a
thrashing session with the voters, harming as many of them as possible.
The winning hand will then govern while the losing hand works invisibly
committing travesties. The dragon lurks and comes out of remission.

You prick...You stole my thunder...I was just getting ready to tell you
exactly that, but you beat me to it.

[Charlie M. 1958]

Post by Skeezix LaRocca

Post by spiny urchin
Anyone who is obligated to uphold principles stinks because of their
imperfect human side. They want to indulge in injustice, get away with
it, and be voted to continue their de-evolution in the same corrupt
direction. However whenever they are held up to be stewards of justice,
democracy and freedom, they have to work at it to be elected. Then they
think their constituency stinks. Everybody just stinks, stinks,
stinks. At the end of it all only the survivors win, the country
remaining after the rest of them get nuked. Meanwhile we have these
petty knit-pickers who want to accelerate the process. They are hateful
but live in a bubble. The true beast that they are connected to harbors
a deeper more macabre kind of spite. It uses its captives to perfect
planetary annihilation in the most hideous kind of way, the optimal sort
of pain for the longest period of time. This forms the platform for the
next presidency. Each candidate is a puppet on either hand of iniquity,
and iniquity controls them both. Its design is to use debate as a
thrashing session with the voters, harming as many of them as possible.
The winning hand will then govern while the losing hand works invisibly
committing travesties. The dragon lurks and comes out of remission.

You prick...You stole my thunder...I was just getting ready to tell you
exactly that, but you beat me to it.

Yeah, but hopefully you would have split it up into at lease a /couple/
of paragraphs, for chrissake!