6StringStu DUMBOISM Reviews #1-#5

[Shy Ann]

6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #1
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going to
college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the criminal and
societal parasite that my stupid mother recently married has shit for
brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the stupid 50YO
fuck doesn't even know the difference between credibility and credit
ability.
http://tinyurl.com/7bgr3yw
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.


6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #2
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going to
college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the criminal and
societal parasite that my mother recently married has shit for brains and
is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the 50YO douchebag is so
stupid that he doesn't know that a "false truth" is an oxymoron.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090803163022AAzApIm
That's because he's a moron.
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot


6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #3
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going to
college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the criminal and
societal parasite that my mother recently married has shit for
brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, it only took the
stupid 51YO douchebag the better part of two years to catch on to the
fact that denile is a river in Egypt and doesn't mean the same thing as
denial.
http://tinyurl.com/888pnl4
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.


6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #4
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going to
college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the criminal and
societal parasite that my mother recently married has shit for
brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the moron keeps
using hypocrit for hypcorite, even though he's been corrected numerous
times.
http://tinyurl.com/7guxzxq
That's because looking up the word hypocrite in a dictionary would be
like the douchebag looking at himself in a mirror.
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.



6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #5
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going to
college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the 50-yo
criminal
and societal parasite that my lamebrained mother recently married has
shit
for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the stupid
dipshit doesn't know when to use "then" and when to use "than." In fact,
it looks like the stupid dipshit doesn't know that the two different
words even exist.
http://tinyurl.com/b7ws8da
http://tinyurl.com/bz75oxc
http://tinyurl.com/asvyqqj
http://tinyurl.com/a8kkf8s
Now tell me that isn't a f***ing hoot.

[Carol M.Lucifer]

You got that one right long ago, but since then it hasn't improved.
Just the other day, this criminal sack of shit and illiterate low-life
piece of human waste posted the following comment (directed at his ex
trailer-trash bride) on his facebook page.
"Yes me and my dog do seem a lot happier then you and that frowning priss
of a cat."
On a positive note, DUMBO is down to making only two grammatical errors
in a single sentence.

Post by Shy Ann
6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #1
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going
to college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the
criminal and societal parasite that my stupid mother recently married
has shit for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example,
the stupid 50YO fuck doesn't even know the difference between
credibility and credit ability.
http://tinyurl.com/7bgr3yw
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.
6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #2
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going
to college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the
criminal and societal parasite that my mother recently married has
shit for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the
50YO douchebag is so stupid that he doesn't know that a "false truth"
is an oxymoron.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090803163022AAzApIm
That's because he's a moron. Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot
6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #3
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going
to college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the
criminal and societal parasite that my mother recently married has
shit for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, it
only took the stupid 51YO douchebag the better part of two years to
catch on to the fact that denile is a river in Egypt and doesn't mean
the same thing as denial.
http://tinyurl.com/888pnl4
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.
6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #4
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going
to college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the
criminal and societal parasite that my mother recently married has
shit for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the
moron keeps using hypocrit for hypcorite, even though he's been
corrected numerous times.
http://tinyurl.com/7guxzxq
That's because looking up the word hypocrite in a dictionary would be
like the douchebag looking at himself in a mirror.
Now tell me that isn't an f***ing hoot.
6StringStu DUMBOISM Review: Dumboism #5
Hey, I'm only 18, but I did graduate from high school, and I am going
to college. And, I'm at least smart enough to realize that the 50-yo
criminal
and societal parasite that my lamebrained mother recently married has
shit
for brains and is dumber than a box of rocks. For example, the stupid
dipshit doesn't know when to use "then" and when to use "than." In
fact, it looks like the stupid dipshit doesn't know that the two
different words even exist.
http://tinyurl.com/b7ws8da
http://tinyurl.com/bz75oxc
http://tinyurl.com/asvyqqj
http://tinyurl.com/a8kkf8s
Now tell me that isn't a f***ing hoot.